Should Facebook Polls offer more options?

Nov 30, 2018 at 7:34 PM
Should Facebook Polls offer more options?
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Is anyone going to the wine festival going on at the beach (pier 60) tonight?

at 5:40 PM
Is anyone going to the wine festival going on at the beach (pier 60) tonight?
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Do I know anyone who can lend me a hose-attaching power washer?

at 4:20 PM
Do I know anyone who can lend me a hose-attaching power washer?
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Hey guys if you can see and hear the fire truck, pull the hell over. That 10 seconds it takes that truck to wait for you to realize he needs you to pull over could mean life or death for someone. It’s not that important that you get ahead of the fire truck.

Nov 29, 2018 at 1:32 PM
Hey guys if you can see and hear the fire truck, pull the hell over. That 10 seconds it takes that truck to wait for you to realize he needs you to pull over could mean life or death for someone. It’s not that important that you get ahead of the fire truck.
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Today I did counter food service for the day helping Shelley with her grand opening. Which went off amazingly with lines out to door!!! Those of you who have held down food service jobs for longer than a few days deserve a medal. My head is spinning from remembering orders.

Nov 28, 2018 at 2:15 PM
Today I did counter food service for the day helping Shelley with her grand opening. Which went off amazingly with lines out to door!!! Those of you who have held down food service jobs for longer than a few days deserve a medal. My head is spinning from remembering orders.
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My wireless earbuds are picking up a Morse code signal. It’s not SOS so I have no idea what it’s saying but it repeats occasionally.

Nov 26, 2018 at 7:32 PM
My wireless earbuds are picking up a Morse code signal. It’s not SOS so I have no idea what it’s saying but it repeats occasionally.
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Hey dad! We’ve been Facebook friends for ten years today. 🙂

at 10:28 AM
Hey dad! We’ve been Facebook friends for ten years today. 🙂
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My mothers egg nog has been steadily increasing in alcohol content year over year from slightly flavored with alcohol to this year’s batch, which could probably fuel a lawnmower.

at 12:13 AM
My mothers egg nog has been steadily increasing in alcohol content year over year from slightly flavored with alcohol to this year’s batch, which could probably fuel a lawnmower.
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I’ve had six pairs of wireless earphones in six months. I’m looking for durable with a long battery life. Anyone have a favorite?

Nov 23, 2018 at 10:36 PM
I’ve had six pairs of wireless earphones in six months. I’m looking for durable with a long battery life. Anyone have a favorite?
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Playing cards against humanity with three generations. #howtoscarmychildrenforlife

Nov 22, 2018 at 8:43 PM
Playing cards against humanity with three generations. #howtoscarmychildrenforlife
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Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!

at 12:44 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
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So... canola oil and lettuce are bad now? Salad is bad?? That’s it. I’m sticking to chocolate and wine.

at 8:32 AM
So... canola oil and lettuce are bad now? Salad is bad?? That’s it. I’m sticking to chocolate and wine.
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I cannot tell you how much I despise that one of my favorite holidays is slowly getting eaten by Black Friday, which I hereby redub Vendredi Noir.

Nov 21, 2018 at 7:59 PM
I cannot tell you how much I despise that one of my favorite holidays is slowly getting eaten by Black Friday, which I hereby redub Vendredi Noir.
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Looking forward to a reading from Richard Randall, come on out and join us, read, and enjoy the open mic!

Nov 20, 2018 at 7:09 PM
Looking forward to a reading from Richard Randall, come on out and join us, read, and enjoy the open mic!
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Okay so I was thinking of having a potluck thanksgiving at my house since I can’t really take enough time off to make all the food myself but it’s still my favorite holiday. If I do this, who would come? You’d need to bring one dish with you and if enough of us get together we could have a pretty low key but fun holiday plus I’d do all your cleanup. Any takers?

Nov 19, 2018 at 12:07 AM
Okay so I was thinking of having a potluck thanksgiving at my house since I can’t really take enough time off to make all the food myself but it’s still my favorite holiday. If I do this, who would come? You’d need to bring one dish with you and if enough of us get together we could have a pretty low key but fun holiday plus I’d do all your cleanup. Any takers?
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Ten straight hours of writing. 18,732 words. Got past a big story problem that’s been nagging me for weeks. I guess I need writeathons more often. Heading home now though. Burned out.

Nov 18, 2018 at 8:10 PM
Ten straight hours of writing. 18,732 words. Got past a big story problem that’s been nagging me for weeks. I guess I need writeathons more often. Heading home now though. Burned out.
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Chirp chirp.

at 9:52 AM
Chirp chirp.
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I ran into an ex at a coffee shop again. For those of you keeping track, that’s time number 8,412.

at 9:38 AM
I ran into an ex at a coffee shop again. For those of you keeping track, that’s time number 8,412.
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I may be glued to my pillow. I haven’t tested the theory. Not sure I will.

Nov 17, 2018 at 11:40 AM
I may be glued to my pillow. I haven’t tested the theory. Not sure I will.
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Nov 15, 2018 at 8:40 PM

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My daughter just declared that she’s too old for me to still watch her sleep. #morereasontomoveoutiguess

Nov 12, 2018 at 11:13 AM
My daughter just declared that she’s too old for me to still watch her sleep. #morereasontomoveoutiguess
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So many of my friends live so far away. 😞 I’m sorry I can’t see you guys more often, but know that I love you.

Nov 10, 2018 at 9:30 PM
So many of my friends live so far away. 😞 I’m sorry I can’t see you guys more often, but know that I love you.
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Sister and friend time. Very very.

at 8:52 PM
Sister and friend time. Very very.
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Does anyone want to come over to write with me tomorrow? My house is comfy. And I have tea.

at 5:04 PM
Does anyone want to come over to write with me tomorrow? My house is comfy. And I have tea.
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I’ll bet Facebook will be really confused why I’m finding all the Christmas ads so offensive until December.

Nov 9, 2018 at 8:23 PM
I’ll bet Facebook will be really confused why I’m finding all the Christmas ads so offensive until December.
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Who knows how to properly set up an account that can create events on meetup? I need the voice of experience.

Nov 8, 2018 at 9:14 PM
Who knows how to properly set up an account that can create events on meetup? I need the voice of experience.
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I just helped a gorgeous 23 year old model sign up for Tinder. You’re welcome. #growsomelabialfortitude

at 9:05 PM
I just helped a gorgeous 23 year old model sign up for Tinder. You’re welcome. #growsomelabialfortitude
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So. I’m figuring this out. Oct 1-Oct 31 HALLOWEEN Season Nov 1-Nov 21 XMAS Season part one (purchasable displays of green and red things) Nov 20-Nov 22 before 7pm THANKSGIVING Season Nov 22 after 7 - Nov 23 (BLACK FRIDAY (a bacchanal of shopping that launches Xmas season part two) Nov 24- Dec 26 XMAS season part two Dec 27- Jan 1 NEW YEARS Season

at 11:25 AM
So. I’m figuring this out. Oct 1-Oct 31 HALLOWEEN Season Nov 1-Nov 21 XMAS Season part one (purchasable displays of green and red things) Nov 20-Nov 22 before 7pm THANKSGIVING Season Nov 22 after 7 - Nov 23 (BLACK FRIDAY (a bacchanal of shopping that launches Xmas season part two) Nov 24- Dec 26 XMAS season part two Dec 27- Jan 1 NEW YEARS Season
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I just admitted to my sister that I skim through emojis. I’m worried this will be harder to forgive than the great grape nuts theft of 87.

Nov 7, 2018 at 11:16 AM
I just admitted to my sister that I skim through emojis. I’m worried this will be harder to forgive than the great grape nuts theft of 87.
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Apparently, what happens right after a gut punch is absolute silence. ... #atleastTheAdsAreOver

at 10:31 AM
Apparently, what happens right after a gut punch is absolute silence. ... #atleastTheAdsAreOver
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The number of calls, texts, door walk ups and friends reminding me to go vote IS crazy. BTW, today’s the last day. Go vote.

Nov 6, 2018 at 9:56 AM
The number of calls, texts, door walk ups and friends reminding me to go vote IS crazy. BTW, today’s the last day. Go vote.
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What I’ve done to double my productivity in the arts lately despite work and stuff: 1. Say yes to every project. 2. Quit games. All. 3. Limited screen time - down 43%. 4. Quit TV. All. 5. If I’m in a doldrums, I go somewhere with my laptop to produce in a new location.

Nov 5, 2018 at 7:40 PM
What I’ve done to double my productivity in the arts lately despite work and stuff: 1. Say yes to every project. 2. Quit games. All. 3. Limited screen time - down 43%. 4. Quit TV. All. 5. If I’m in a doldrums, I go somewhere with my laptop to produce in a new location.
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Being a political independent feels more and more like walking around with a kick me sign on every day.

at 10:09 AM
Being a political independent feels more and more like walking around with a kick me sign on every day.
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Long lines for early voting have me pleasantly hopeful about voter turn out.

Nov 4, 2018 at 3:43 PM
Long lines for early voting have me pleasantly hopeful about voter turn out.
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Does anyone I know have a chainsaw I could borrow for tomorrow?

at 12:40 PM
Does anyone I know have a chainsaw I could borrow for tomorrow?
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I expect every single one of you that: A- yelled at others on the Internet about government, society or bureaucracy by commenting on their posts with vitriolic hate (rather than discourse or true debate), or 16 paragraphs of thesis on the opposition view, B- yelled at us from your post soapbox about the world/country becoming too (insert hyperbolic exaggeration here), C- shared a politically extreme meme, joke. Or worse, TAGGED someone in one ( you know who you were), D- had a strong opinion about a politician (orange skinned or not) that you posted and even tagged someone else about, 5. Called anyone you know a polarized generality like nazi or snowflake. 6. Angrily told me I was the problem when I told you I was unfollowing you because of politics, To go VOTE! Go vote! Political divisiveness is destroying America. How is it fixed? By everyone voting. Everyone getting active. Everyone being represented. If your name isn’t in the rolls, request a provisional ballot. They have to give it to you.

at 8:37 AM
I expect every single one of you that: A- yelled at others on the Internet about government, society or bureaucracy by commenting on their posts with vitriolic hate (rather than discourse or true debate), or 16 paragraphs of thesis on the opposition view, B- yelled at us from your post soapbox about the world/country becoming too (insert hyperbolic exaggeration here), C- shared a politically extreme meme, joke. Or worse, TAGGED someone in one ( you know who you were), D- had a strong opinion about a politician (orange skinned or not) that you posted and even tagged someone else about, 5. Called anyone you know a polarized generality like nazi or snowflake. 6. Angrily told me I was the problem when I told you I was unfollowing you because of politics, To go VOTE! Go vote! Political divisiveness is destroying America. How is it fixed? By everyone voting. Everyone getting active. Everyone being represented. If your name isn’t in the rolls, request a provisional ballot. They have to give it to you.
~ from Facebook

Having a great time NaNo-technology-ing with a great crowd.

Nov 3, 2018 at 12:04 PM
Having a great time NaNo-technology-ing with a great crowd.
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Nov 2, 2018 at 6:45 PM

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Is it weird that cilantro both tastes like soap to me, and I also like it in lots of foods?

at 11:57 AM
Is it weird that cilantro both tastes like soap to me, and I also like it in lots of foods?
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Halloween was crazy. a thousand kids probably came by. 35 lbs of candy gone in three hours of sitting on the porch handing out candy to a literal constant line of kids. I think I needed several deputies.

at 12:11 AM
Halloween was crazy. a thousand kids probably came by. 35 lbs of candy gone in three hours of sitting on the porch handing out candy to a literal constant line of kids. I think I needed several deputies.
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All the birthday love today is almost overwhelming. Breakfast waffle time with my babies, grown but still my babies, along with my man bringing me a surprise chocolate cake with candles and everything made my morning awesome.

Nov 1, 2018 at 4:22 PM
All the birthday love today is almost overwhelming. Breakfast waffle time with my babies, grown but still my babies, along with my man bringing me a surprise chocolate cake with candles and everything made my morning awesome.
~ from Facebook