I swear to god my phone is freaking psychic now. I had a conversation around no devices earlier, THOUGHT about the object of that conversation and a bleeding ad showed up for it not five seconds later! That exact thing! Aaahk!!

Feb 28, 2018 at 3:06 PM
I swear to god my phone is freaking psychic now. I had a conversation around no devices earlier, THOUGHT about the object of that conversation and a bleeding ad showed up for it not five seconds later! That exact thing! Aaahk!!
~ from Facebook

My eyes are getting bluer with less of the central gold that I had. I really liked it, but it was caused by my renal issues so I’m torn. Glad to be getting healthier, sad to be a little less unique.

Feb 27, 2018 at 12:35 PM
My eyes are getting bluer with less of the central gold that I had. I really liked it, but it was caused by my renal issues so I’m torn. Glad to be getting healthier, sad to be a little less unique.
~ from Facebook

I seeeeeeriously need an eye roll under the like button options.

Feb 26, 2018 at 9:05 PM
I seeeeeeriously need an eye roll under the like button options.
~ from Facebook

Anyone who says downtown Clearwater isn’t bustling now lives in the wrong decade. There’s been a real uptick over the last few years.

at 9:02 PM
Anyone who says downtown Clearwater isn’t bustling now lives in the wrong decade. There’s been a real uptick over the last few years.
~ from Facebook

Sung to the tune of the Simon and Garfunkel hit: Hello pollen, my old friend You’ve come to bother me again You’ve covered my car with a yellow dust At least now I can’t see as much rust But now I have to wash my car every day It’s still the same From the grime of pollen

at 2:25 PM
Sung to the tune of the Simon and Garfunkel hit: Hello pollen, my old friend You’ve come to bother me again You’ve covered my car with a yellow dust At least now I can’t see as much rust But now I have to wash my car every day It’s still the same From the grime of pollen
~ from Facebook

Can one of my friends help me bring a car back to my mom’s house?

Feb 22, 2018 at 7:06 PM
Can one of my friends help me bring a car back to my mom’s house?
~ from Facebook

The universe sprinkles your kindred spirits everywhere, all continents, all races, all orientations, creeds, religions and ideologies. So, be kind to people unlike you. Treat them like you would want to be treated. Some of those folks are your spiritual kin, but you’ll never know it if you shut them out.

Feb 19, 2018 at 4:19 PM
The universe sprinkles your kindred spirits everywhere, all continents, all races, all orientations, creeds, religions and ideologies. So, be kind to people unlike you. Treat them like you would want to be treated. Some of those folks are your spiritual kin, but you’ll never know it if you shut them out.
~ from Facebook

Why Do So Many wacko conspiracy Theorists write in partial title Case When they Facebook Post About their Pet Cause??

at 12:07 AM
Why Do So Many wacko conspiracy Theorists write in partial title Case When they Facebook Post About their Pet Cause??
~ from Facebook

Did you know that modern elevators don’t let you press every single button at once? Killjoys took away one of my favorite activities from childhood.

Feb 18, 2018 at 11:57 AM
Did you know that modern elevators don’t let you press every single button at once? Killjoys took away one of my favorite activities from childhood.
~ from Facebook

Last night, I had another one of my dreams about the PCR caving in, taking the whole west coast in a huge tree-downing, city-crushing, tsunami-causing blast. I hate having this dream, it feels real. Every time I have it, I spend my whole night trying to reach and rescue friends and family. It’s exhausting. I wake up feeling like I haven’t slept in a week. I worry that I’m having premonitions. I worry the western seaboard is doomed. I worry that I’m worrying over something that won’t happen in my lifetime. Most of you know how rarely I worry. This one subject is a rare thing: something I fret over. If you live on the west coast and are reading this, please please please have a real plan, and a go-bag all packed up and ready to go for the big one. If only to appease and placate me.

Feb 17, 2018 at 7:52 PM
Last night, I had another one of my dreams about the PCR caving in, taking the whole west coast in a huge tree-downing, city-crushing, tsunami-causing blast. I hate having this dream, it feels real. Every time I have it, I spend my whole night trying to reach and rescue friends and family. It’s exhausting. I wake up feeling like I haven’t slept in a week. I worry that I’m having premonitions. I worry the western seaboard is doomed. I worry that I’m worrying over something that won’t happen in my lifetime. Most of you know how rarely I worry. This one subject is a rare thing: something I fret over. If you live on the west coast and are reading this, please please please have a real plan, and a go-bag all packed up and ready to go for the big one. If only to appease and placate me.
~ from Facebook

Correlation is not causality. Rooting out True Causality (the WHY) is the only way to actually solve a problem.

at 4:31 PM
Correlation is not causality. Rooting out True Causality (the WHY) is the only way to actually solve a problem.
~ from Facebook

If you are saddened by how schools are becoming psychotic break creation hotboxes, VOLUNTEER. Show up, mentor, and help these kids find happiness and community. By the time a kid is on mind altering psych drugs, a thousand ppl have let them down. Go change someone’s life.

at 1:45 PM
If you are saddened by how schools are becoming psychotic break creation hotboxes, VOLUNTEER. Show up, mentor, and help these kids find happiness and community. By the time a kid is on mind altering psych drugs, a thousand ppl have let them down. Go change someone’s life.
~ from Facebook

Can you get all 51? It’s multiple choice.

Feb 16, 2018 at 7:10 PM
Can you get all 51? It’s multiple choice.
~ from Facebook

What’s a really good red wine that doesn’t cost too much?

at 5:50 PM
What’s a really good red wine that doesn’t cost too much?
~ from Facebook

My thoughts are with my dad today. Hugs and love to him and hopes for a positive scan outcome.

at 8:22 AM
My thoughts are with my dad today. Hugs and love to him and hopes for a positive scan outcome.
~ from Facebook

You want to try to sell a dog, especially for thousands, I’m going to comment on it and tell people to adopt. I don’t know why it’s still legal to be a puppy mill, to SELL pets. Makes me sick.

Feb 13, 2018 at 5:59 PM
You want to try to sell a dog, especially for thousands, I’m going to comment on it and tell people to adopt. I don’t know why it’s still legal to be a puppy mill, to SELL pets. Makes me sick.
~ from Facebook

My replacement Kindle is set to arrive ANY MINUTE NOW. So exciting.

Feb 12, 2018 at 4:18 PM
My replacement Kindle is set to arrive ANY MINUTE NOW. So exciting.
~ from Facebook

So far today I have seen four ppl wearing tights of dubious opacity as pants. Is this a Florida thing?

Feb 11, 2018 at 11:10 AM
So far today I have seen four ppl wearing tights of dubious opacity as pants. Is this a Florida thing?
~ from Facebook

My generation was told that when we grew up we could have flying cars. I feel kind of gipped that we all just got the one. And only #StarMan gets to enjoy it. :/

Feb 7, 2018 at 12:19 AM
My generation was told that when we grew up we could have flying cars. I feel kind of gipped that we all just got the one. And only #StarMan gets to enjoy it. :/
~ from Facebook

“There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.” ~ John Adams Things to consider: 1. Yes, it's a republic, and not a democracy. Stop it already, just staaaaahp with the calling us a democracy. 2. most of the population is part of the problem. Whether they're right or left, right or wrong. The division in two is literaly breaking the foundation of our nation.

Feb 6, 2018 at 5:54 PM
“There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This, in my humble apprehension, is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.” ~ John Adams Things to consider: 1. Yes, it's a republic, and not a democracy. Stop it already, just staaaaahp with the calling us a democracy. 2. most of the population is part of the problem. Whether they're right or left, right or wrong. The division in two is literaly breaking the foundation of our nation.
~ from Facebook

I’ve begun hiding the worst offenders from my feed, and by ‘worst offenders’ I mean they say things like, “affect on people”, “apart of you” or “build the wall”. Literacy matters, folks.

at 9:28 AM
I’ve begun hiding the worst offenders from my feed, and by ‘worst offenders’ I mean they say things like, “affect on people”, “apart of you” or “build the wall”. Literacy matters, folks.
~ from Facebook

I was thinking about what the eighties and nineties would have contributed to the world of viral memes if viral memes had existed: 1. Let’s not and say we did. 2. Cool beans 3. As if. 4. Gag me with a spoon. 5. SWAK 6. That’s so ten minutes ago. 7. 747 over your head. 8. Bill and Ted air guitaring. 9. Bo and her cornrows. 10. Anything from Heathers. Anyone else think of anything that went legit viral before the internet made it easier?

Feb 5, 2018 at 5:12 PM
I was thinking about what the eighties and nineties would have contributed to the world of viral memes if viral memes had existed: 1. Let’s not and say we did. 2. Cool beans 3. As if. 4. Gag me with a spoon. 5. SWAK 6. That’s so ten minutes ago. 7. 747 over your head. 8. Bill and Ted air guitaring. 9. Bo and her cornrows. 10. Anything from Heathers. Anyone else think of anything that went legit viral before the internet made it easier?
~ from Facebook

Thirty seconds analysis told me that outcome. Let’s hope someone I know placed bets.

at 12:02 AM
Thirty seconds analysis told me that outcome. Let’s hope someone I know placed bets.
~ from Facebook

Happy birthday to my nephew Christian who is loved here and missed. Good luck in the big city, kiddo!

Feb 4, 2018 at 12:25 PM
Happy birthday to my nephew Christian who is loved here and missed. Good luck in the big city, kiddo!
~ from Facebook