Took several miles of walk with Rhiannon to jumpstart the process of getting well. Found this beautiful reward...

Mar 31, 2017 at 9:09 PM
Took several miles of walk with Rhiannon to jumpstart the process of getting well. Found this beautiful reward...
~ from Facebook

If vampires don't breathe, how do they talk?

at 4:09 AM
If vampires don't breathe, how do they talk?
~ from Facebook

Screens, screens, everywhere a screen, breaking up the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that.

Mar 30, 2017 at 3:09 AM
Screens, screens, everywhere a screen, breaking up the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that.
~ from Facebook

UUUUUNAGI... #rossgellerismyspiritanimal

at 3:09 AM
UUUUUNAGI... #rossgellerismyspiritanimal
~ from Facebook

Is there anyone local I can borrow an iPad from for a few hours? I'm in a super rush but I'd return it after I test a website...

Mar 28, 2017 at 6:09 PM
Is there anyone local I can borrow an iPad from for a few hours? I'm in a super rush but I'd return it after I test a website...
~ from Facebook

It's hard to take part in the awesome name game hijinks when you do not have a middle name.

Mar 26, 2017 at 4:09 AM
It's hard to take part in the awesome name game hijinks when you do not have a middle name.
~ from Facebook

Maybe I should rename Claire. With how often I've had to get her to stop flaunting her ass at me recently, she should be named Kardashian.

Mar 25, 2017 at 4:09 AM
Maybe I should rename Claire. With how often I've had to get her to stop flaunting her ass at me recently, she should be named Kardashian.
~ from Facebook

There is danger in lumping any group of people together under any label and boxing that aside in your head as taped.

Mar 24, 2017 at 4:09 AM
There is danger in lumping any group of people together under any label and boxing that aside in your head as taped.
~ from Facebook

Erika is a totally kick ass friend.

Mar 23, 2017 at 4:09 AM
Erika is a totally kick ass friend.
~ from Facebook

When I attended public school as a child, there was still a paddle on the wall in the principal's office. Parents that didn't use corporal punishment were expected to tell the teacher their wishes ahead of time. When I was a girl, juice boxes didn't exist, and you could have cut off your finger with the sharp edges on the tin cans that juice came in. The straws at corner stores and gas stations were still mostly paper. You had to go to the arcade to play a video game. You could go into a candy store with five cents and buy something. Some candy stores even still had a penny candy bin. It was total crap but for a penny, who cared? Roller skates were the height of cool. Skateboards weren't. My entire generation played outside together, even the toddlers, unsupervised except older siblings, and looked out for each other. Things like tag, mother may I, Simon says, and hopscotch. Oh, hopscotch. Your afternoon was looking up if you had chalk and something to throw. If there was a jumprope, it was EPIC. I may not enjoy being forty but I'm DAMN sure glad I didn't grow up in Gen Y or later... you poor SOBs had to do all your playing indoors. Latchkey parenting might not have been totally healthy, but at least we didn't have the helicopter parents that most millennials did.

Mar 22, 2017 at 5:09 AM
When I attended public school as a child, there was still a paddle on the wall in the principal's office. Parents that didn't use corporal punishment were expected to tell the teacher their wishes ahead of time. When I was a girl, juice boxes didn't exist, and you could have cut off your finger with the sharp edges on the tin cans that juice came in. The straws at corner stores and gas stations were still mostly paper. You had to go to the arcade to play a video game. You could go into a candy store with five cents and buy something. Some candy stores even still had a penny candy bin. It was total crap but for a penny, who cared? Roller skates were the height of cool. Skateboards weren't. My entire generation played outside together, even the toddlers, unsupervised except older siblings, and looked out for each other. Things like tag, mother may I, Simon says, and hopscotch. Oh, hopscotch. Your afternoon was looking up if you had chalk and something to throw. If there was a jumprope, it was EPIC. I may not enjoy being forty but I'm DAMN sure glad I didn't grow up in Gen Y or later... you poor SOBs had to do all your playing indoors. Latchkey parenting might not have been totally healthy, but at least we didn't have the helicopter parents that most millennials did.
~ from Facebook

One word to describe your current mood?

at 4:09 AM
One word to describe your current mood?
~ from Facebook

Aurora's age + Miranda's age = my age.

Mar 21, 2017 at 7:09 PM
Aurora's age + Miranda's age = my age.
~ from Facebook

No sugar no nasty carbs and no gluten for over a month. Being sick has made me extremely good at sticking to my diet goals.

at 7:09 PM
No sugar no nasty carbs and no gluten for over a month. Being sick has made me extremely good at sticking to my diet goals.
~ from Facebook

Social media companies need to get way better at clearing up and turning "legacy" all the accounts of deceased persons. It's strange and depressing how often someone I know to be dead gets hacked and sends me spam.

at 6:09 PM
Social media companies need to get way better at clearing up and turning "legacy" all the accounts of deceased persons. It's strange and depressing how often someone I know to be dead gets hacked and sends me spam.
~ from Facebook

What do you call the opposite of kindness?

Mar 20, 2017 at 4:09 AM
What do you call the opposite of kindness?
~ from Facebook

I'm finally seeing the light at the end of my illness tunnel. New scrip seems to be actually working. Holy cow.

at 4:09 AM
I'm finally seeing the light at the end of my illness tunnel. New scrip seems to be actually working. Holy cow.
~ from Facebook

"Fat of the land" is a phrase that baffles me... not in its origins as much as in why it stayed in common use. It's such a weird image in your head.

Mar 17, 2017 at 4:09 AM
"Fat of the land" is a phrase that baffles me... not in its origins as much as in why it stayed in common use. It's such a weird image in your head.
~ from Facebook

A twenty pound cat that won't get off your lap all day is equal to a four hundred pound cat for five minutes.

Mar 15, 2017 at 3:09 AM
A twenty pound cat that won't get off your lap all day is equal to a four hundred pound cat for five minutes.
~ from Facebook

Seriously, that petition to end daylight savings sounds good to me. At least in the Fall.

Mar 14, 2017 at 7:09 PM
Seriously, that petition to end daylight savings sounds good to me. At least in the Fall.
~ from Facebook

My guess is that pole vaulting was an accidental discovery in the midst of hunting with spears. "Oops! I'm smack in the center of the lions... how did that happen?"

Mar 13, 2017 at 12:09 AM
My guess is that pole vaulting was an accidental discovery in the midst of hunting with spears. "Oops! I'm smack in the center of the lions... how did that happen?"
~ from Facebook

We need a word as simple and concise as "Nazi" for anti-Muslim haters.

Mar 12, 2017 at 6:09 PM
We need a word as simple and concise as "Nazi" for anti-Muslim haters.
~ from Facebook

I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's rain.

Mar 11, 2017 at 10:09 PM
I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's rain.
~ from Facebook

Whatever you go through in life, you always have the future to look forward to. Whatever may be bringing you down, you will survive it and you will have sunny days again. #DontVaguebookIfYouDontWantPeptalks

Mar 10, 2017 at 4:09 PM
Whatever you go through in life, you always have the future to look forward to. Whatever may be bringing you down, you will survive it and you will have sunny days again. #DontVaguebookIfYouDontWantPeptalks
~ from Facebook

My favorite pair of jeans.

Mar 6, 2017 at 3:09 PM
My favorite pair of jeans.
~ from Facebook

It's crazy to me that any government is considering a move back toward more coal. Especially ours. We move forward. New energy options emerge regularly. Costa Rica uses geothermal. And we have Yellowstone. Some countries use mostly solar. And we have a vast desert in constant sun. Why on earth is there talk of becoming more COAL dependent, rather than moving towards cleaner energy.

at 3:09 PM
It's crazy to me that any government is considering a move back toward more coal. Especially ours. We move forward. New energy options emerge regularly. Costa Rica uses geothermal. And we have Yellowstone. Some countries use mostly solar. And we have a vast desert in constant sun. Why on earth is there talk of becoming more COAL dependent, rather than moving towards cleaner energy.
~ from Facebook

I need a new lawn guy. Recommendation?

Mar 5, 2017 at 11:09 PM
I need a new lawn guy. Recommendation?
~ from Facebook

Watching this rerun of the Red Scare is surreal.

at 1:09 PM
Watching this rerun of the Red Scare is surreal.
~ from Facebook

I've never been this busy. All while pretty darn ill. Blech.

Mar 4, 2017 at 11:09 PM
I've never been this busy. All while pretty darn ill. Blech.
~ from Facebook