A little laundry day story: My breasts can now defy all reason vis-à-vis gravity. My friend ordered a magical bra promising impossible amazing things. You know the one. It advertises mostly on Facebook and has literal jewelry hanging off it like a harem girl costume. Now, to clarify, if you threw both of my boobs, with possibly a butt cheek, too, into a bra, they wouldn’t fill a cup as well as just one of my friends breasts. They’re, shall we say impressive, nay, intimidating. So when she ordered a custom bra, she did so in a size much, much larger than mine. Yet, when the fancy bra arrived, several weeks late, it was small. It was practically pastie small on her frame. So, she gave it to me. Even on me, with an extender attached, that bra is tight. Like, trouble breathing tight, but my breasts get to defy gravity beyond the point of simple push up bra. They look almost like they are trying to float away upward in this thing. I might look like a hyperventilating ballerina from the 70s in this thing, but my breasts are on point today.

Dec 10, 2017 at 9:25 AM
A little laundry day story: My breasts can now defy all reason vis-à-vis gravity. My friend ordered a magical bra promising impossible amazing things. You know the one. It advertises mostly on Facebook and has literal jewelry hanging off it like a harem girl costume. Now, to clarify, if you threw both of my boobs, with possibly a butt cheek, too, into a bra, they wouldn’t fill a cup as well as just one of my friends breasts. They’re, shall we say impressive, nay, intimidating. So when she ordered a custom bra, she did so in a size much, much larger than mine. Yet, when the fancy bra arrived, several weeks late, it was small. It was practically pastie small on her frame. So, she gave it to me. Even on me, with an extender attached, that bra is tight. Like, trouble breathing tight, but my breasts get to defy gravity beyond the point of simple push up bra. They look almost like they are trying to float away upward in this thing. I might look like a hyperventilating ballerina from the 70s in this thing, but my breasts are on point today.
~ from Facebook

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