Let’s just change it to “Giraffic image format” so we can all be right.

Nov 30, 2017 at 8:33 AM
Let’s just change it to “Giraffic image format” so we can all be right.
~ from Facebook

Liberty , the “baby sister” of our motley crew, was my treasure ❤️. Well she still is.

at 7:31 AM
Liberty , the “baby sister” of our motley crew, was my treasure ❤️. Well she still is.
~ from Facebook

Facebook’s video “Auto play next” feature for me is usually a mix of highbrow science and TED-talk videos with cute cat videos. Yup. Sounds about right. #iamtheinternetsmeanpoint

Nov 28, 2017 at 6:43 PM
Facebook’s video “Auto play next” feature for me is usually a mix of highbrow science and TED-talk videos with cute cat videos. Yup. Sounds about right. #iamtheinternetsmeanpoint
~ from Facebook

So, I think my couch might have a monster under it. Last week, a tiny part of my record player fell, skittered under the couch, and disappeared completely forever. This week, a teacup broke, and some of it went under the couch. We collected all the pieces and I moved the couch to make sure I got it all. I am still missing a huge chunk of that teacup as I’m putting it back together. Today, something else went missing of my daughter’s, and I’m eyeing the couch with slitted distrustful eyes now.

Nov 27, 2017 at 3:28 PM
So, I think my couch might have a monster under it. Last week, a tiny part of my record player fell, skittered under the couch, and disappeared completely forever. This week, a teacup broke, and some of it went under the couch. We collected all the pieces and I moved the couch to make sure I got it all. I am still missing a huge chunk of that teacup as I’m putting it back together. Today, something else went missing of my daughter’s, and I’m eyeing the couch with slitted distrustful eyes now.
~ from Facebook

Rollcall! Introduce yourself and your educational set-up ๐Ÿ™‚

Nov 25, 2017 at 3:40 PM
Rollcall! Introduce yourself and your educational set-up ๐Ÿ™‚
~ from Facebook

Okay so I desperately need a haircut and none of the hairdressers I’m friends with are available/answering. Recommendations locally for someone who will actually have a way to set an appointment??

at 3:10 PM
Okay so I desperately need a haircut and none of the hairdressers I’m friends with are available/answering. Recommendations locally for someone who will actually have a way to set an appointment??
~ from Facebook

Something about this just cracks me up.

at 8:20 AM
Something about this just cracks me up.
~ from Facebook

The Christmas-crazy folks who are already prepping for the holiday keep tagging me in things. ๐Ÿ™„

Nov 24, 2017 at 6:48 PM
The Christmas-crazy folks who are already prepping for the holiday keep tagging me in things. ๐Ÿ™„
~ from Facebook

Please guys, if you have to participate in Black Friday, do so responsibly. Shop local. Shop sustainable. And don’t be the douche who leaves thanksgiving festivities early to go shopping.

Nov 23, 2017 at 6:13 PM
Please guys, if you have to participate in Black Friday, do so responsibly. Shop local. Shop sustainable. And don’t be the douche who leaves thanksgiving festivities early to go shopping.
~ from Facebook

Thanksgiving vignette: M: “These mashed potatoes taste weird.” A: “That’s ‘cause it’s lemon cake.”

at 5:27 PM
Thanksgiving vignette: M: “These mashed potatoes taste weird.” A: “That’s ‘cause it’s lemon cake.”
~ from Facebook

A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~Thomas Paine

at 9:25 AM
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~Thomas Paine
~ from Facebook

Call me if you have nowhere to go on Thanksgiving. I would like a few extra of my friends to stop by.

Nov 22, 2017 at 6:42 PM
Call me if you have nowhere to go on Thanksgiving. I would like a few extra of my friends to stop by.
~ from Facebook

What is the PURPOSE of Facebook, from your perspective?

Nov 21, 2017 at 3:09 PM
What is the PURPOSE of Facebook, from your perspective?
~ from Facebook

I love that my family is all coming over on thanksgiving. I wish the distant members were as well. What I make best for this holiday: cranberry sauce, mashed sweet potatoes, gravy, apple pie. What do you all make best?

Nov 20, 2017 at 2:58 PM
I love that my family is all coming over on thanksgiving. I wish the distant members were as well. What I make best for this holiday: cranberry sauce, mashed sweet potatoes, gravy, apple pie. What do you all make best?
~ from Facebook

Your fingernails are growing at a rate of one nanometer per second. Watch out for that.

Nov 19, 2017 at 10:52 PM
Your fingernails are growing at a rate of one nanometer per second. Watch out for that.
~ from Facebook

If weaving had never been invented, would be still be wearing entirely animal skins? Yes, I have decided to post my every thought. Thank you for noticing.

Nov 16, 2017 at 8:41 AM
If weaving had never been invented, would be still be wearing entirely animal skins? Yes, I have decided to post my every thought. Thank you for noticing.
~ from Facebook

I hate when I find a coupon for something that has expired that I was looking for years earlier.

Nov 15, 2017 at 9:46 PM
I hate when I find a coupon for something that has expired that I was looking for years earlier.
~ from Facebook

I’m sorry, but I’m not going to stop being a geek just so you don’t look at me that way.

at 6:28 PM
I’m sorry, but I’m not going to stop being a geek just so you don’t look at me that way.
~ from Facebook

Your child is always your child no matter how grown they become.

at 4:29 PM
Your child is always your child no matter how grown they become.
~ from Facebook

Quit injecting your solstice holiday(s?) into the harvest month. Thanksgiving happens, THEN we can talk about winter things.

at 3:17 PM
Quit injecting your solstice holiday(s?) into the harvest month. Thanksgiving happens, THEN we can talk about winter things.
~ from Facebook

The blood donation truck will be in downtown Clearwater this weekend on Garden street just off Gulf to Bay. Come give blood with me.

Nov 14, 2017 at 4:08 PM
The blood donation truck will be in downtown Clearwater this weekend on Garden street just off Gulf to Bay. Come give blood with me.
~ from Facebook

I dislike when people misuse the word ‘need’. Things I need: a haircut and a hot tub. Wait. Hmmm. Maybe it IS all about perspective.

Nov 11, 2017 at 4:28 PM
I dislike when people misuse the word ‘need’. Things I need: a haircut and a hot tub. Wait. Hmmm. Maybe it IS all about perspective.
~ from Facebook

Thank you Ashley, Kendra and Lilac! Lovely present :) I shall take advantage...

Nov 10, 2017 at 6:55 PM
Thank you Ashley, Kendra and Lilac! Lovely present :) I shall take advantage...
~ from Facebook

I was going to play records tonight at my party, but I broke the needle off my record player ๐Ÿ˜ž now I have to wait until Sunday, drat and darn.

at 4:59 PM
I was going to play records tonight at my party, but I broke the needle off my record player ๐Ÿ˜ž now I have to wait until Sunday, drat and darn.
~ from Facebook

How can it possibly take two months and half your budget for the year to prepare for a 1.5 day holiday? #imthegrinch #infinewiththat

at 7:18 AM
How can it possibly take two months and half your budget for the year to prepare for a 1.5 day holiday? #imthegrinch #infinewiththat
~ from Facebook

I need baby pictures today for reasons of too many recently lost folks hitting me a little harder than I’d like. So, if you ever feel like you might be posting too many adorable pictures to this medium, just... no. You are not. Your contribution to the cuteness in my feed is sincerely appreciated.

Nov 9, 2017 at 5:38 PM
I need baby pictures today for reasons of too many recently lost folks hitting me a little harder than I’d like. So, if you ever feel like you might be posting too many adorable pictures to this medium, just... no. You are not. Your contribution to the cuteness in my feed is sincerely appreciated.
~ from Facebook

Put the phone down. Put it down when you drive! I just watched a man who was talking on the phone turn left and nearly run down an infant in a stroller without skipping a beat, didn’t even seem aware of it because his chatty call just kept on going with no change. If you think you’re a safe driver who also uses their phone in the car... YOU AREN’T. Stop doing it. Go hands free.

at 1:12 PM
Put the phone down. Put it down when you drive! I just watched a man who was talking on the phone turn left and nearly run down an infant in a stroller without skipping a beat, didn’t even seem aware of it because his chatty call just kept on going with no change. If you think you’re a safe driver who also uses their phone in the car... YOU AREN’T. Stop doing it. Go hands free.
~ from Facebook

My phone is a brick right now. Please facebook message me if you need to communicate to me tonight.

Nov 6, 2017 at 6:08 PM
My phone is a brick right now. Please facebook message me if you need to communicate to me tonight.
~ from Facebook

My daughter just made me a frittata. Something I don’t know how to make myself. That’s a first!

at 3:14 PM
My daughter just made me a frittata. Something I don’t know how to make myself. That’s a first!
~ from Facebook
Nov 4, 2017 at 7:23 PM

~ from Facebook

ANybody want to go to Busch Gardens with me this month? I'm a passholder and got a free guest pass...

Nov 2, 2017 at 4:33 PM
ANybody want to go to Busch Gardens with me this month? I'm a passholder and got a free guest pass...
~ from Facebook

Is there a good co-working space in Clearwater?

at 2:28 PM
Is there a good co-working space in Clearwater?
~ from Facebook