What kind of creature is this?

Jun 22, 2017 at 1:53 PM
What kind of creature is this?
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Trump creates at least one Canadian job, at a wax museum...

at 12:00 PM
Trump creates at least one Canadian job, at a wax museum...
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Dear food manufacturers, please stop slapping sugars into everything.

at 11:37 AM
Dear food manufacturers, please stop slapping sugars into everything.
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After these messages... we'll be right back!

Jun 20, 2017 at 10:50 PM
After these messages... we'll be right back!
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Some of my friends are having a hard time today, because their fathers or the fathers of their children are absent, troubled, or have passed. To you guys, I send extra love today. You have had to step up and fill shoes too soon in life, and I respect you for it. Love ❤️

Jun 18, 2017 at 6:31 PM
Some of my friends are having a hard time today, because their fathers or the fathers of their children are absent, troubled, or have passed. To you guys, I send extra love today. You have had to step up and fill shoes too soon in life, and I respect you for it. Love ❤️
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Happy Father's Day, dad! You're much beloved and missed today. I'm glad you're my pa.

at 3:53 AM
Happy Father's Day, dad! You're much beloved and missed today. I'm glad you're my pa.
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Gustopher the albino anole is still happy living behind my mailbox. Bonus is that very few bugs live on the porch now.

Jun 17, 2017 at 10:15 PM
Gustopher the albino anole is still happy living behind my mailbox. Bonus is that very few bugs live on the porch now.
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There is so much foot traffic in downtown Clearwater today!

Jun 16, 2017 at 1:03 PM
There is so much foot traffic in downtown Clearwater today!
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If I could change one thing about this house it would be the size of the useless lawn. It's not fenced or useful but it's large enough to cost me forty dollars or more every time someone mows it. (Or four hours of my life if I try.)

at 11:12 AM
If I could change one thing about this house it would be the size of the useless lawn. It's not fenced or useful but it's large enough to cost me forty dollars or more every time someone mows it. (Or four hours of my life if I try.)
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A hundred years ago, it was perfectly acceptable to punch a stranger that insulted you before you walked away. Or slap someone who spoke indecently. What's the acceptable response now?

Jun 14, 2017 at 8:00 PM
A hundred years ago, it was perfectly acceptable to punch a stranger that insulted you before you walked away. Or slap someone who spoke indecently. What's the acceptable response now?
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The artist is drawing the sign for the new clear sky in downtown… Exciting!

at 4:38 PM
The artist is drawing the sign for the new clear sky in downtown… Exciting!
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Power outage at home = excuse for wanderlust day.

at 4:11 PM
Power outage at home = excuse for wanderlust day.
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If your teen uses Snapchat, warn them, watch them. Check over their damn shoulders. Read what they post. Sex traffickers are a real threat in social media, and they're getting savvier every day about how they lure your teen away. Snapchat is a lure to criminals due to temporary-ness of documentation. No evidence sticks around...

at 12:59 PM
If your teen uses Snapchat, warn them, watch them. Check over their damn shoulders. Read what they post. Sex traffickers are a real threat in social media, and they're getting savvier every day about how they lure your teen away. Snapchat is a lure to criminals due to temporary-ness of documentation. No evidence sticks around...
~ from Facebook

I have a mild case of anisocoria, not too noticeable, which has occasionally led to people asking me if I'm high. I'm never high, obviously. But my one pupil is always somewhat dilated. So not helpful when, say, cops notice it.

at 3:21 AM
I have a mild case of anisocoria, not too noticeable, which has occasionally led to people asking me if I'm high. I'm never high, obviously. But my one pupil is always somewhat dilated. So not helpful when, say, cops notice it.
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When I say "I support local" that also means when dining out, or shopping for groceries, or traveling out of town. I try to spend as little as possible with large corporations, unless they show a strong interest in forward-thinking planning, like going green or seeking organic alternatives. It also means always, not just sometimes. The primary exception in my actions was Starbucks. I've decided to stop doing my Starbucks runs. I've found The Haus Coffee in Largo, and in Clearwater proper, there's Gala's or Grindhouse. Does anyone know any other good local place to sit with a coffee and a wifi enabled device?

Jun 13, 2017 at 11:01 PM
When I say "I support local" that also means when dining out, or shopping for groceries, or traveling out of town. I try to spend as little as possible with large corporations, unless they show a strong interest in forward-thinking planning, like going green or seeking organic alternatives. It also means always, not just sometimes. The primary exception in my actions was Starbucks. I've decided to stop doing my Starbucks runs. I've found The Haus Coffee in Largo, and in Clearwater proper, there's Gala's or Grindhouse. Does anyone know any other good local place to sit with a coffee and a wifi enabled device?
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I just realized the last few days of posts have gone only to one person. No wonder...

Jun 12, 2017 at 2:49 PM
I just realized the last few days of posts have gone only to one person. No wonder...
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Why is it that the last one percent of any progress bar takes as long to load as the other 99% does?

Jun 11, 2017 at 12:16 PM
Why is it that the last one percent of any progress bar takes as long to load as the other 99% does?
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Things I have learned. If you like a product, support it! Support it locally, or support direct. Don't buy cheaper alternatives from the big box stores if you can help it. If you want that product to stay in business, buy it from them. Some of my favorite products have gone out of business over the years that I kick myself I didn't buy more often before they were gone.

at 9:51 AM
Things I have learned. If you like a product, support it! Support it locally, or support direct. Don't buy cheaper alternatives from the big box stores if you can help it. If you want that product to stay in business, buy it from them. Some of my favorite products have gone out of business over the years that I kick myself I didn't buy more often before they were gone.
~ from Facebook
Jun 10, 2017 at 8:41 PM

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Look outside right now. The sky is gorgeous...

at 8:30 PM
Look outside right now. The sky is gorgeous...
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at 7:24 PM

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Mark Chatteney "Woodmuse"

at 7:19 PM
Mark Chatteney "Woodmuse"
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Dale Rogers "bird in hand"

at 7:18 PM
Dale Rogers "bird in hand"
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There is an utterly primitive whimsical nature to Nina Winters' work that always brings a smile to my face.

at 7:13 PM
There is an utterly primitive whimsical nature to Nina Winters' work that always brings a smile to my face.
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at 6:10 PM

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Why is it that angry political arguments are usually so poorly spelled?

Jun 9, 2017 at 4:17 PM
Why is it that angry political arguments are usually so poorly spelled?
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Ran the gauntlet for a good cause. Feeling good today.

at 3:25 PM
Ran the gauntlet for a good cause. Feeling good today.
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Is the suicide king just sad because he's the only king without a mustache? #deepthoughtsaboutfictionalcharacters

Jun 8, 2017 at 3:51 PM
Is the suicide king just sad because he's the only king without a mustache? #deepthoughtsaboutfictionalcharacters
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Nothing better than hanging with my author friends, spewing stories. #inkslingersguild

Jun 7, 2017 at 8:08 PM
Nothing better than hanging with my author friends, spewing stories. #inkslingersguild
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Suddenly, everything Steve Blom has posted in the last few years is all my FB feed cares about. I mean, he's great and all, but this indicates a wonky change to the feed algo, and which friends get priority..

at 2:52 PM
Suddenly, everything Steve Blom has posted in the last few years is all my FB feed cares about. I mean, he's great and all, but this indicates a wonky change to the feed algo, and which friends get priority..
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I think people get sarcastic and sardonic confused. Actually, I hear "sarcastic" used to mean satire, sardonic tone of voice, or true sarcasm, as though all the "sar" words were just one big mocking taunt.

at 12:50 PM
I think people get sarcastic and sardonic confused. Actually, I hear "sarcastic" used to mean satire, sardonic tone of voice, or true sarcasm, as though all the "sar" words were just one big mocking taunt.
~ from Facebook

It's harder than you think.... Cannot use Google! Every answer must start with the last letter of your previous answer. Who doesn't love a game of Scattergories? Name - Désirée Animal - egret Girl's name - Tammy Color - yellow Movie - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Something you wear - Toga Drink - apple cider Food - rugelach Item in the bathroom - hand towel Place - Luxembourg Reason to be late - Gave blood Copy & paste to your timeline, then make your changes.

at 11:13 AM
It's harder than you think.... Cannot use Google! Every answer must start with the last letter of your previous answer. Who doesn't love a game of Scattergories? Name - Désirée Animal - egret Girl's name - Tammy Color - yellow Movie - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Something you wear - Toga Drink - apple cider Food - rugelach Item in the bathroom - hand towel Place - Luxembourg Reason to be late - Gave blood Copy & paste to your timeline, then make your changes.
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Oh my gawdddd! The new air conditioner isn't working!!! Gahhhhhkppthbtt!

Jun 6, 2017 at 5:48 PM
Oh my gawdddd! The new air conditioner isn't working!!! Gahhhhhkppthbtt!
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Here's a theory on President Trumps "despite constant negative press covfefe" tweet: Maybe he was about to say "Despite constant negative press coverage, I will now provide complete transparency to the American Press". Then the time traveling astral projector inhabiting his body got rudely whisked home because someone slammed a door in their post apocalyptic bunker... #andtherestishistory

at 11:00 AM
Here's a theory on President Trumps "despite constant negative press covfefe" tweet: Maybe he was about to say "Despite constant negative press coverage, I will now provide complete transparency to the American Press". Then the time traveling astral projector inhabiting his body got rudely whisked home because someone slammed a door in their post apocalyptic bunker... #andtherestishistory
~ from Facebook

I just insulted the Facebook moderator for being bad at their job. If I don't have a Facebook tomorrow, you'll know why.

Jun 5, 2017 at 3:41 AM
I just insulted the Facebook moderator for being bad at their job. If I don't have a Facebook tomorrow, you'll know why.
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I was hoping to have a friend drop by tonight... any takers?

Jun 4, 2017 at 1:56 PM
I was hoping to have a friend drop by tonight... any takers?
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I like these people but they're too far away... #attackofthecomfycouch

Jun 3, 2017 at 12:10 PM
I like these people but they're too far away... #attackofthecomfycouch
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How to never hear from someone again: lend them money. :/

at 9:27 AM
How to never hear from someone again: lend them money. :/
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I am considering greeting the air conditioning repair man with a tickertape parade and hiring cheerleaders for tomorrow morning when he arrives. Meanwhile, in Hades, it's not as hot as it could be, but it's making a decent effort in that direction.

Jun 2, 2017 at 10:42 PM
I am considering greeting the air conditioning repair man with a tickertape parade and hiring cheerleaders for tomorrow morning when he arrives. Meanwhile, in Hades, it's not as hot as it could be, but it's making a decent effort in that direction.
~ from Facebook

Erika's wedding!

at 8:10 PM
Erika's wedding!
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at 7:52 PM

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Ran into Jeff La Belle at Starbucks. Looks right at me and gives a warm, loud "Hello!" So I said hi back. Then he points at his ear, and pulls a hidden phone out. There's another one of those weird modern manners issues... Although I'm sure he would have also greeted me, it's always a little embarrassing when you don't see the phone. 😂

at 10:43 AM
Ran into Jeff La Belle at Starbucks. Looks right at me and gives a warm, loud "Hello!" So I said hi back. Then he points at his ear, and pulls a hidden phone out. There's another one of those weird modern manners issues... Although I'm sure he would have also greeted me, it's always a little embarrassing when you don't see the phone. 😂
~ from Facebook

Can someone postpone daytime until AFTER my air conditioner is working again? 😬

at 9:22 AM
Can someone postpone daytime until AFTER my air conditioner is working again? 😬
~ from Facebook

Two WHOLE years, Kennie! ;P

at 8:52 AM
Two WHOLE years, Kennie! ;P
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DECIDED WE NEED MORE TELEGRAM STYLE POSTS STOP HOPE YOU JOIN IN STOP LOVE DESIREE STOP

Jun 1, 2017 at 11:55 PM
DECIDED WE NEED MORE TELEGRAM STYLE POSTS STOP HOPE YOU JOIN IN STOP LOVE DESIREE STOP
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No one believes Florida is a stupid choice for where to live until the air conditioning fails. #myhouseisanoven

at 6:52 PM
No one believes Florida is a stupid choice for where to live until the air conditioning fails. #myhouseisanoven
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We rearranged the living room furniture. See if you can spot Aurora's contribution.

at 3:35 PM
We rearranged the living room furniture. See if you can spot Aurora's contribution.
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