My momma is a magical kid. :)

Apr 30, 2017 at 9:18 PM
My momma is a magical kid. :)
~ from Facebook

Zack's beard seems even more epic from China...

Apr 29, 2017 at 11:49 PM
Zack's beard seems even more epic from China...
~ from Facebook

My sister is introducing me to Italian pop, "più bella cosa non c'è"... Rory's dancing like a silly person and Kendra is hamming it up. Happiness.

at 11:26 PM
My sister is introducing me to Italian pop, "più bella cosa non c'è"... Rory's dancing like a silly person and Kendra is hamming it up. Happiness.
~ from Facebook

Babies growing up and becoming real people just blows my mind.

Apr 28, 2017 at 9:31 PM
Babies growing up and becoming real people just blows my mind.
~ from Facebook

My cats are not easy to trick into eating their health food by mixing it with their junk food. But honestly, if I mixed kale into your donuts you'd notice, too.

Apr 27, 2017 at 6:35 PM
My cats are not easy to trick into eating their health food by mixing it with their junk food. But honestly, if I mixed kale into your donuts you'd notice, too.
~ from Facebook

I met someone named Lydia yesterday. Now I can't stop singing about tattoos. Such is the fate of anyone fond of musicals. If you don't know what I mean, because you're too young for the musicals of yore, perhaps my saying "GEORGE Washington" will make this affliction clear.

at 11:38 AM
I met someone named Lydia yesterday. Now I can't stop singing about tattoos. Such is the fate of anyone fond of musicals. If you don't know what I mean, because you're too young for the musicals of yore, perhaps my saying "GEORGE Washington" will make this affliction clear.
~ from Facebook

I'm really not all that into concerts. I can't make a list of ten. This doesn't mean I would have if I could.

at 9:45 AM
I'm really not all that into concerts. I can't make a list of ten. This doesn't mean I would have if I could.
~ from Facebook

First unicorns and now dragons. I would so not want to be a coffee snob/barista right now.

Apr 26, 2017 at 5:09 PM
First unicorns and now dragons. I would so not want to be a coffee snob/barista right now.
~ from Facebook

Get out there. Live your adventure. There's no time like right now. Be all that you want to... Unless of course you'll be fired if you just head off to Guam or what have you. You know, it's good advice. Well meant. But don't look at me if it gets you canned for leaving in the middle of a Wednesday.

at 4:09 PM
Get out there. Live your adventure. There's no time like right now. Be all that you want to... Unless of course you'll be fired if you just head off to Guam or what have you. You know, it's good advice. Well meant. But don't look at me if it gets you canned for leaving in the middle of a Wednesday.
~ from Facebook

Can of worms: open. Aside: why worms? What's wrong with worms? They're kind of cool, and serve a vital purpose. I'd be okay with a can of worms being open, honestly. And who puts worms in cans?

Apr 25, 2017 at 5:09 PM
Can of worms: open. Aside: why worms? What's wrong with worms? They're kind of cool, and serve a vital purpose. I'd be okay with a can of worms being open, honestly. And who puts worms in cans?
~ from Facebook

It turns out the Sphinx wasn't guarding anything, it was just waiting for its owner to come home. Whenever Kendra is gone, this is the only thing Munchkin wants to do. He is staring out the window with all the intensity his tiny body can muster.

at 2:09 PM
It turns out the Sphinx wasn't guarding anything, it was just waiting for its owner to come home. Whenever Kendra is gone, this is the only thing Munchkin wants to do. He is staring out the window with all the intensity his tiny body can muster.
~ from Facebook

Aurora called this "self-portrait inception".

at 1:09 PM
Aurora called this "self-portrait inception".
~ from Facebook

Love is a beautiful thing.

at 12:09 AM
Love is a beautiful thing.
~ from Facebook

I have a theory about my country. I think that possibly the reason there is so much xenophobia in modern America is because we don't leave our borders often enough. A large number of us never leave once. Thus we are surrounded with like. I would appreciate your thoughts…

Apr 23, 2017 at 12:09 PM
I have a theory about my country. I think that possibly the reason there is so much xenophobia in modern America is because we don't leave our borders often enough. A large number of us never leave once. Thus we are surrounded with like. I would appreciate your thoughts…
~ from Facebook

I'm bored. When I'm bored, I watch science videos on loop in YouTube. Right now, SpaceTime geometry is being defined in terms of world lines. I think modern descriptions of space time topology are actually, truthfully wrong. But... we won't discover that until all of this theory needs to be useful to engineers in creating useful future tools. I look forward to the day that inventors and engineers force science to truly solve everything for expedience over elegance. In our lifetime? Probably not. I can wait. Mostly I look forward to using whatever amazing tool the engineers build out of all this. I'm rooting for my own Tardis.

at 12:09 AM
I'm bored. When I'm bored, I watch science videos on loop in YouTube. Right now, SpaceTime geometry is being defined in terms of world lines. I think modern descriptions of space time topology are actually, truthfully wrong. But... we won't discover that until all of this theory needs to be useful to engineers in creating useful future tools. I look forward to the day that inventors and engineers force science to truly solve everything for expedience over elegance. In our lifetime? Probably not. I can wait. Mostly I look forward to using whatever amazing tool the engineers build out of all this. I'm rooting for my own Tardis.
~ from Facebook

Forty odd things about me. Learn 40 things about your friends and let them learn 40 things about you. Sure I'll play. 1. Do you like blue cheese? Love it. Hated it as a kid. 2. Coke or Pepsi? GROSS! 3. Do you own a gun? Yes. 4. What flavor Koolaid? Blech. No thanks. 5. What do you think of hot dogs? I associate them with being very poor, but I'll enjoy one every so often. 6. What is your favorite TV show? Firefly. Lots of others. 7. What is your favorite movie? The Princess Bride, The Fifth Element, Die Hard. 8. What do you drink in the morning? Lemon water or coffee. 9. Can you do a push-up? No idea. 10. What's your favorite jewelry? My rose gold wedding band. It's all I wear. 11. What is your favorite hobby? Crochet. 12. Do you have ADD? Quit making up labels. I'm extremely focused on getting things done when I'm working on them, though, and multitask well. 13. Do you wear glasses? No. 14. What was your favorite cartoon? He-Man and She-Ra, very young, Simpsons, 20s, now it's Rick and Morty, although I usually pretend I've grown out of cartoons. 15. Name three things you did today? Drove to Starbucks, drank Starbucks with Kendra, drove home. 16. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? Lemon water, tea, coffee. 17. Current worries? Whether Zack will land safely in China. But not much. I'm not good at worrying. 18. Current hates? people who don't know how to use their blinkers, people who have to get political on social media even when it's totally off topic, and kombucha. 19. Favorite place to be? Bed. 20. How did you bring in the New Year? Home with kids. 21. Where would you like to go? Everywhere. There are a dozen cities in Europe that are next on my list. Portland to see my nieces and Liberty. 22. Name five people who will do this: no idea. 23. Do you wear slippers? No. I own a pair but they just serve to collect cat hair. 24. What is your favorite color? Blue. 25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No. Silk? Yes. 26. Can you whistle? Yes, well, and on key. 27. Where are you now? Home. 28. Would you be a pirate? Sure, 1600s style, but not modern. 29. Favorite food? Thai or Japanese. 30. Do you sing? All the freaking time. 31. What's your favorite smell? Baby head. 32. What's in your pockets? Girl pants: no pockets. 33. Last thing that made you laugh? My sister saying something not safe for Facebook. 34. What's your favorite animal? Deer. 35. What's your most recent injury? Um... I guess it's small but I knicked my pointer finger knuckle helping my sister with her UHaul. 36. How many TV's in your house? Three. Because there's no cable they mostly serve as background paintings because of the chrome cast. 37. Worst pain? Hundreds of jellyfish stings at once. 38. Do you like to dance? Very much. 39. Are your parents still alive? Yes. 40. Do you enjoy camping? Not even a little. But I'll do it for a purpose. Now copy and paste to your status and see who continues the fun!

Apr 22, 2017 at 5:09 PM
Forty odd things about me. Learn 40 things about your friends and let them learn 40 things about you. Sure I'll play. 1. Do you like blue cheese? Love it. Hated it as a kid. 2. Coke or Pepsi? GROSS! 3. Do you own a gun? Yes. 4. What flavor Koolaid? Blech. No thanks. 5. What do you think of hot dogs? I associate them with being very poor, but I'll enjoy one every so often. 6. What is your favorite TV show? Firefly. Lots of others. 7. What is your favorite movie? The Princess Bride, The Fifth Element, Die Hard. 8. What do you drink in the morning? Lemon water or coffee. 9. Can you do a push-up? No idea. 10. What's your favorite jewelry? My rose gold wedding band. It's all I wear. 11. What is your favorite hobby? Crochet. 12. Do you have ADD? Quit making up labels. I'm extremely focused on getting things done when I'm working on them, though, and multitask well. 13. Do you wear glasses? No. 14. What was your favorite cartoon? He-Man and She-Ra, very young, Simpsons, 20s, now it's Rick and Morty, although I usually pretend I've grown out of cartoons. 15. Name three things you did today? Drove to Starbucks, drank Starbucks with Kendra, drove home. 16. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? Lemon water, tea, coffee. 17. Current worries? Whether Zack will land safely in China. But not much. I'm not good at worrying. 18. Current hates? people who don't know how to use their blinkers, people who have to get political on social media even when it's totally off topic, and kombucha. 19. Favorite place to be? Bed. 20. How did you bring in the New Year? Home with kids. 21. Where would you like to go? Everywhere. There are a dozen cities in Europe that are next on my list. Portland to see my nieces and Liberty. 22. Name five people who will do this: no idea. 23. Do you wear slippers? No. I own a pair but they just serve to collect cat hair. 24. What is your favorite color? Blue. 25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No. Silk? Yes. 26. Can you whistle? Yes, well, and on key. 27. Where are you now? Home. 28. Would you be a pirate? Sure, 1600s style, but not modern. 29. Favorite food? Thai or Japanese. 30. Do you sing? All the freaking time. 31. What's your favorite smell? Baby head. 32. What's in your pockets? Girl pants: no pockets. 33. Last thing that made you laugh? My sister saying something not safe for Facebook. 34. What's your favorite animal? Deer. 35. What's your most recent injury? Um... I guess it's small but I knicked my pointer finger knuckle helping my sister with her UHaul. 36. How many TV's in your house? Three. Because there's no cable they mostly serve as background paintings because of the chrome cast. 37. Worst pain? Hundreds of jellyfish stings at once. 38. Do you like to dance? Very much. 39. Are your parents still alive? Yes. 40. Do you enjoy camping? Not even a little. But I'll do it for a purpose. Now copy and paste to your status and see who continues the fun!
~ from Facebook

Frontier just told my mom that she has to wait five days to get her BUSINESS internet running again due to a broken router. I never would've thought I would say it, but I miss Verizon. At least they would send someone out.

at 4:09 PM
Frontier just told my mom that she has to wait five days to get her BUSINESS internet running again due to a broken router. I never would've thought I would say it, but I miss Verizon. At least they would send someone out.
~ from Facebook

Word from the wise: it doesn't matter how much you paid for that couch, or how long you've owned it. You cannot resell it for more than a few hundred bucks. It's just not gonna happen. I think the resale value on couches is even less than for cars.

at 12:09 PM
Word from the wise: it doesn't matter how much you paid for that couch, or how long you've owned it. You cannot resell it for more than a few hundred bucks. It's just not gonna happen. I think the resale value on couches is even less than for cars.
~ from Facebook

This is not a holiday I partoke in.

Apr 20, 2017 at 8:09 PM
This is not a holiday I partoke in.
~ from Facebook
at 11:09 AM

~ from Facebook

A real unicorn would never poison you with so many food coloring ingredients. It would run at you with its one horn or run away, because if it existed it was a wild animal. #iliveintherealworldtoday #unicornfraplookssoNASTY

at 11:09 AM
A real unicorn would never poison you with so many food coloring ingredients. It would run at you with its one horn or run away, because if it existed it was a wild animal. #iliveintherealworldtoday #unicornfraplookssoNASTY
~ from Facebook

This crow has been trying to puzzle out the giant Easter eggs for a few minutes. Or maybe he's just trying to remind me Easter's over and it's time to pick up the decorations.

Apr 17, 2017 at 12:09 PM
This crow has been trying to puzzle out the giant Easter eggs for a few minutes. Or maybe he's just trying to remind me Easter's over and it's time to pick up the decorations.
~ from Facebook

"Holding cashier at a food booth at a busy holiday event" now ranks slightly lower than "jumping off a cliff" in the list of things I'm willing to do that stress me out. Still, five times over two years I've done it and nobody died. That's something.

Apr 16, 2017 at 3:09 PM
"Holding cashier at a food booth at a busy holiday event" now ranks slightly lower than "jumping off a cliff" in the list of things I'm willing to do that stress me out. Still, five times over two years I've done it and nobody died. That's something.
~ from Facebook

Name a movie you couldn't make yourself sit through. An actual movie you tried to watch, but couldn't. And I want to know why you walked out on it.

at 12:09 AM
Name a movie you couldn't make yourself sit through. An actual movie you tried to watch, but couldn't. And I want to know why you walked out on it.
~ from Facebook

Exercise time and dinner time all at once for this busy momma.

Apr 15, 2017 at 8:09 PM
Exercise time and dinner time all at once for this busy momma.
~ from Facebook

Goats invented Parkour.

Apr 14, 2017 at 3:09 PM
Goats invented Parkour.
~ from Facebook

My kids aren't even kids anymore!

Apr 13, 2017 at 11:09 PM
My kids aren't even kids anymore!
~ from Facebook

Clem absolutely refuses to get off my lap today. Much sharp digging of claws to express affection. Ouch. I love you, too, Clem. Ouch.

Apr 12, 2017 at 9:09 PM
Clem absolutely refuses to get off my lap today. Much sharp digging of claws to express affection. Ouch. I love you, too, Clem. Ouch.
~ from Facebook

So, I can find duplicates of written versions of a silly rambling thought a distant cousin had about breakfast from seven years ago any time I want, but instructions and critical information from my doctor about my health and well being always seems to arrive at lightning speed, verbally, and only once. There is something really wrong with that.

at 8:09 AM
So, I can find duplicates of written versions of a silly rambling thought a distant cousin had about breakfast from seven years ago any time I want, but instructions and critical information from my doctor about my health and well being always seems to arrive at lightning speed, verbally, and only once. There is something really wrong with that.
~ from Facebook

Sometimes the subtleties of language get lost in translation.

Apr 11, 2017 at 11:09 PM
Sometimes the subtleties of language get lost in translation.
~ from Facebook

Siblings, three generations worth: my mother, her sister, my mom was the baby. Two sisters. My father and his gaggle of sisters, him the middle child. Four sisters there. This generation I'm blessed with more sisters, in law, step, and half than I can easily count. I love it. Where are all the brothers? (We'll never tell.) My daughters were siblings from birth. And my little sister has her own gaggle of girls. Somewhere there is a family that's all boys to make up for mine.

Apr 10, 2017 at 11:09 PM
Siblings, three generations worth: my mother, her sister, my mom was the baby. Two sisters. My father and his gaggle of sisters, him the middle child. Four sisters there. This generation I'm blessed with more sisters, in law, step, and half than I can easily count. I love it. Where are all the brothers? (We'll never tell.) My daughters were siblings from birth. And my little sister has her own gaggle of girls. Somewhere there is a family that's all boys to make up for mine.
~ from Facebook

Several naturopaths, MDs and various specialists into this attempt to resolve my illness, and the first ray of hope that I might have the correct solution in hand is today with my nutritional workup and muscle testing with Shelley. Thank you!!

at 8:09 PM
Several naturopaths, MDs and various specialists into this attempt to resolve my illness, and the first ray of hope that I might have the correct solution in hand is today with my nutritional workup and muscle testing with Shelley. Thank you!!
~ from Facebook

This post is the color preferred by the elites. Do you like my post? You're elite.

at 5:09 PM
This post is the color preferred by the elites. Do you like my post? You're elite.
~ from Facebook

I cannot make a black post. This puts me in a grey mood.

at 5:09 PM
I cannot make a black post. This puts me in a grey mood.
~ from Facebook

This post is purple entirely to please my loving Auntie Carol.

at 5:09 PM
This post is purple entirely to please my loving Auntie Carol.
~ from Facebook

I'm sitting in the doctors waiting room and an old WWII vet comes out from his appointment and joshes, "you'll be sorry!" and the waiting room all lightens up. I love the greatest generation.

at 2:09 PM
I'm sitting in the doctors waiting room and an old WWII vet comes out from his appointment and joshes, "you'll be sorry!" and the waiting room all lightens up. I love the greatest generation.
~ from Facebook

Dammit! Yet again, I ran into an ex-boyfriend while dressed in comfy clothes with no make up on.

at 1:09 PM
Dammit! Yet again, I ran into an ex-boyfriend while dressed in comfy clothes with no make up on.
~ from Facebook

When my feed is clear of most of the politics, it's actually quite enjoyable. Beware, political commentary will mercilessly deleted.

at 12:09 AM
When my feed is clear of most of the politics, it's actually quite enjoyable. Beware, political commentary will mercilessly deleted.
~ from Facebook

Momjob accomplished for the day: informed my daughter that unoriginal fan girl tattoos will be unmercifully teased until the end of time. Told her original ideas are fine by me.

Apr 9, 2017 at 11:09 PM
Momjob accomplished for the day: informed my daughter that unoriginal fan girl tattoos will be unmercifully teased until the end of time. Told her original ideas are fine by me.
~ from Facebook

Those of you who feel like your pregnancy goes on forever, just remember, you are lucky that you are not April the giraffe.

at 6:09 PM
Those of you who feel like your pregnancy goes on forever, just remember, you are lucky that you are not April the giraffe.
~ from Facebook

I am afraid this might be a lifetime of living in a world gone mad with war again... I am deeply disappointed in the apparent xenophobia and malice that has become par for the course at the governmental level. This is the melting pot. This is the land of dreams. Is that gone?

Apr 8, 2017 at 3:09 PM
I am afraid this might be a lifetime of living in a world gone mad with war again... I am deeply disappointed in the apparent xenophobia and malice that has become par for the course at the governmental level. This is the melting pot. This is the land of dreams. Is that gone?
~ from Facebook

Vampires really like their guyliner.

at 12:09 AM
Vampires really like their guyliner.
~ from Facebook

Nanu nanu.

Apr 6, 2017 at 9:09 PM
Nanu nanu.
~ from Facebook

I find it odd when someone says, "the greatest movie of all time" or "best tv show of all time" as though televisions are a part of the eternal cosmos.

at 6:09 AM
I find it odd when someone says, "the greatest movie of all time" or "best tv show of all time" as though televisions are a part of the eternal cosmos.
~ from Facebook

I want a great vintage couch. Anyone know of a secondhand furniture store in Clearwater area with cool antique couches?

Apr 4, 2017 at 11:09 PM
I want a great vintage couch. Anyone know of a secondhand furniture store in Clearwater area with cool antique couches?
~ from Facebook

The only thing that weirds me out about the fact that I have no idea where my favorite pair of pants came from is that it doesn't weird me out. I'll wear those suckers no matter who they accidentally got left here by, or how bad my amnesia of buying them is. Mostly because of how spectacular they make my bum look.

at 5:09 PM
The only thing that weirds me out about the fact that I have no idea where my favorite pair of pants came from is that it doesn't weird me out. I'll wear those suckers no matter who they accidentally got left here by, or how bad my amnesia of buying them is. Mostly because of how spectacular they make my bum look.
~ from Facebook

Love matters. Kindness matters. I love you all for your kindness. That's all I have to say for right now. Thank you for being pretty damned wonderful. #notvaguebooking

Apr 3, 2017 at 11:09 PM
Love matters. Kindness matters. I love you all for your kindness. That's all I have to say for right now. Thank you for being pretty damned wonderful. #notvaguebooking
~ from Facebook

UNKNOWN father daughter

at 8:09 PM
UNKNOWN father daughter
~ from Facebook

Most people are so poorly educated on how newspaper journalism works that I regularly see op ed pieces being slapped in comments as "fake news". The entire concept of op ed is simply lost on huge numbers of people. Have we truly got a populace incapable of recognizing the difference between an opinion and a datum?

at 4:09 AM
Most people are so poorly educated on how newspaper journalism works that I regularly see op ed pieces being slapped in comments as "fake news". The entire concept of op ed is simply lost on huge numbers of people. Have we truly got a populace incapable of recognizing the difference between an opinion and a datum?
~ from Facebook

I am reminded of myspace glitter posts, or possibly Olan Mills glamour shots, by all your multicolored backdrops.

Apr 2, 2017 at 10:09 PM
I am reminded of myspace glitter posts, or possibly Olan Mills glamour shots, by all your multicolored backdrops.
~ from Facebook

If you wanted to lure me into a desi-trap, what would you put inside the trap?

at 10:09 PM
If you wanted to lure me into a desi-trap, what would you put inside the trap?
~ from Facebook

April Fools is so yesterday.

at 1:09 AM
April Fools is so yesterday.
~ from Facebook

Where in the world is karma? San Diego.

Apr 1, 2017 at 10:09 PM
Where in the world is karma? San Diego.
~ from Facebook

I'm bound and determined to get well this week.

at 7:09 PM
I'm bound and determined to get well this week.
~ from Facebook