If I had been asked to write the script for a movie called, "The Purge" it would have been an hour and a half of watching a woman delete all the Facebook/instagram friends who didn't stick with her after a divorce. Side characters include: the buoyant gay friend who says "fuck them!" regularly throughout the film, with different meanings each time; the been-there divorcee friend who hands her a glass of wine and repeatedly tells oneupmanship stories that are worse than our female lead's revelations, and a puppy that barks at the ex-husband's profile picture every time she relapsed into worrying about the cheating shmuck. The climax would be a surprise friend request from his psychotic whore of a girlfriend, and the drama around that and the deleting of said request and the end of the third act would be the buying of tickets for a dog-friendly mixed orientation singles cruise for all of them. I would have gone to see that film.

Jan 26, 2017 at 4:26 PM
If I had been asked to write the script for a movie called, "The Purge" it would have been an hour and a half of watching a woman delete all the Facebook/instagram friends who didn't stick with her after a divorce. Side characters include: the buoyant gay friend who says "fuck them!" regularly throughout the film, with different meanings each time; the been-there divorcee friend who hands her a glass of wine and repeatedly tells oneupmanship stories that are worse than our female lead's revelations, and a puppy that barks at the ex-husband's profile picture every time she relapsed into worrying about the cheating shmuck. The climax would be a surprise friend request from his psychotic whore of a girlfriend, and the drama around that and the deleting of said request and the end of the third act would be the buying of tickets for a dog-friendly mixed orientation singles cruise for all of them. I would have gone to see that film.
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