Happy last night of Chanukah.

Dec 31, 2016 at 5:45 PM
Happy last night of Chanukah.
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Apparently, there is a rather large class of society to which turn signal does not apply. Silly me, I must've missed that chapter in the drivers manual.

at 2:20 PM
Apparently, there is a rather large class of society to which turn signal does not apply. Silly me, I must've missed that chapter in the drivers manual.
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I want to travel somewhere new in 2017. #notaresolution

at 9:27 AM
I want to travel somewhere new in 2017. #notaresolution
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Just watched The Big Short again. Might have been a mistake. Need someone to remind me why I should have faith in humanity. Haha. Just kidding. Kinda.

Dec 30, 2016 at 11:55 PM
Just watched The Big Short again. Might have been a mistake. Need someone to remind me why I should have faith in humanity. Haha. Just kidding. Kinda.
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where is a good place in Clearwater to get your legs waxed?

at 10:37 AM
where is a good place in Clearwater to get your legs waxed?
~ from Facebook

Look what I just got from Kat and Colin!

Dec 29, 2016 at 8:06 PM
Look what I just got from Kat and Colin!
~ from Facebook

I'm so done. Facebook has become where I go to find out who died today. I can't deal. If you want to know where I will be, I will be in my kitchen doing my dishes while singing. Today's feature, "Good Morning!"

at 9:17 AM
I'm so done. Facebook has become where I go to find out who died today. I can't deal. If you want to know where I will be, I will be in my kitchen doing my dishes while singing. Today's feature, "Good Morning!"
~ from Facebook

Rugged and mature, huh? Sounds sexy.

Dec 28, 2016 at 10:29 AM
Rugged and mature, huh? Sounds sexy.
~ from Facebook

The highlight of my day was definitely belting out Four Non-Blondes with Aurora, my mini-me.

Dec 27, 2016 at 8:04 PM
The highlight of my day was definitely belting out Four Non-Blondes with Aurora, my mini-me.
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. ~ Dr. Seuss

at 3:00 PM
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. ~ Dr. Seuss
~ from Facebook

I struggled with it for a few days, I didn't want to do it, but I had to. Last night, after tossing and turning, I jumped out of bed and I solved my problem. I'm running the air conditioner again, even though it's December. DAMMIT.

at 12:14 PM
I struggled with it for a few days, I didn't want to do it, but I had to. Last night, after tossing and turning, I jumped out of bed and I solved my problem. I'm running the air conditioner again, even though it's December. DAMMIT.
~ from Facebook

My 2017 wish is that we all recognize truth more fully, live in peaceful harmony more of the time, and set off after our goals more often.

Dec 26, 2016 at 8:57 PM
My 2017 wish is that we all recognize truth more fully, live in peaceful harmony more of the time, and set off after our goals more often.
~ from Facebook

The December posts have almost made up for the November ones. I love seeing all your light and love filling my feed. You guys warm my cockles.

at 7:24 PM
The December posts have almost made up for the November ones. I love seeing all your light and love filling my feed. You guys warm my cockles.
~ from Facebook

Oh no, our Chinese restaurant is closed. How am I supposed to survive Christmas now? What is even happening!!

Dec 25, 2016 at 8:00 PM
Oh no, our Chinese restaurant is closed. How am I supposed to survive Christmas now? What is even happening!!
~ from Facebook

Even Walmart is closed right now. I didn't think that happened until the zombie apocalypse.

at 7:42 PM
Even Walmart is closed right now. I didn't think that happened until the zombie apocalypse.
~ from Facebook

I hope everyone stays this nice all year.

at 2:11 PM
I hope everyone stays this nice all year.
~ from Facebook

Just had a lovely Chanukah with Shelley and Larry. Happy Chanukah to them, to my Auntie Carol, momma Evan, and the rest of the Symondses. Hugs!

Dec 24, 2016 at 9:26 PM
Just had a lovely Chanukah with Shelley and Larry. Happy Chanukah to them, to my Auntie Carol, momma Evan, and the rest of the Symondses. Hugs!
~ from Facebook

Aftermath of nom noms...

at 7:53 PM
Aftermath of nom noms...
~ from Facebook

Rogue One is kind of like a Viking river boat tour for the Star Wars universe... And here's Mustafar! And here's Jedha! And here's yet another desert planet! And here's a nice beach to rest and relax on!

at 1:53 PM
Rogue One is kind of like a Viking river boat tour for the Star Wars universe... And here's Mustafar! And here's Jedha! And here's yet another desert planet! And here's a nice beach to rest and relax on!
~ from Facebook

I can't find my chanukiyah. The garage has become full since last year. I have a feeling the box is buried... Does anyone know where I could buy one last minute?

Dec 23, 2016 at 6:38 PM
I can't find my chanukiyah. The garage has become full since last year. I have a feeling the box is buried... Does anyone know where I could buy one last minute?
~ from Facebook

Are they serious? Does FB really want me to post about a fake holiday invented for TV? This is too much "leading text" for me...

at 6:31 PM
Are they serious? Does FB really want me to post about a fake holiday invented for TV? This is too much "leading text" for me...
~ from Facebook

I just showed up 47 hours early for a Christmas party. Oops!

at 4:45 PM
I just showed up 47 hours early for a Christmas party. Oops!
~ from Facebook

Trust is one thing but when a friend is willing to hand you a big wad of cash to give to another friend, you know they TRUST you.

at 11:51 AM
Trust is one thing but when a friend is willing to hand you a big wad of cash to give to another friend, you know they TRUST you.
~ from Facebook

Friend who shall not be named: "Is it going to embarrass you if I just wear these gym clothes?" Me: "No! As long as your nipples are covered, you're fine!" Friend who shall not be named: ((flashes me))

Dec 22, 2016 at 9:19 PM
Friend who shall not be named: "Is it going to embarrass you if I just wear these gym clothes?" Me: "No! As long as your nipples are covered, you're fine!" Friend who shall not be named: ((flashes me))
~ from Facebook

Thinking about going live with Christmas carols. Because I can't get it out of my head anyway, they are such ear worms.

at 2:38 PM
Thinking about going live with Christmas carols. Because I can't get it out of my head anyway, they are such ear worms.
~ from Facebook

It's always such a treat when people get pissed at me for using a roundabout correctly.

at 12:34 PM
It's always such a treat when people get pissed at me for using a roundabout correctly.
~ from Facebook

I will never have enough tea. Or teapots. Or steepers.

Dec 21, 2016 at 10:20 PM
I will never have enough tea. Or teapots. Or steepers.
~ from Facebook

I was just looking for an old photo for a friend and realized I look older now than I did a decade ago. Obvious? Yes! Still unnerving? Yup.

at 8:00 PM
I was just looking for an old photo for a friend and realized I look older now than I did a decade ago. Obvious? Yes! Still unnerving? Yup.
~ from Facebook

The next person after me's comment has Christmas capitalized as though to shame me for using the "wrong" terminology - no one else did that. But I am feeling festive and enjoying the cheer, and I'm Jewish. So, I use the phrase that includes everyone. I feel we should all have happy holidays... right? As a bonus, these two religions' holidays are simultaneous this year! Maybe the universe is sending a message of peace and harmony? I will certainly be lighting my candles in the spirit of harmony.

at 9:50 AM
The next person after me's comment has Christmas capitalized as though to shame me for using the "wrong" terminology - no one else did that. But I am feeling festive and enjoying the cheer, and I'm Jewish. So, I use the phrase that includes everyone. I feel we should all have happy holidays... right? As a bonus, these two religions' holidays are simultaneous this year! Maybe the universe is sending a message of peace and harmony? I will certainly be lighting my candles in the spirit of harmony.
~ from Facebook

The air is full of sea fog this morning, which is dreary and gray like snow, but instead of snowing, your car gets covered in grimy, slimy salt water.

at 9:28 AM
The air is full of sea fog this morning, which is dreary and gray like snow, but instead of snowing, your car gets covered in grimy, slimy salt water.
~ from Facebook

Every time I watch video or snaps of y'all chatting while you drive, it gives me hives. I spend the whole time worried y'all are going to wreck... #drivesafeupdatemelaterwhenyougethome

at 1:18 AM
Every time I watch video or snaps of y'all chatting while you drive, it gives me hives. I spend the whole time worried y'all are going to wreck... #drivesafeupdatemelaterwhenyougethome
~ from Facebook

In my opinion, the only reason that IQs higher than 170 are rarely recorded is because few people that intelligent in their right minds would let anyone else know.

Dec 20, 2016 at 9:41 PM
In my opinion, the only reason that IQs higher than 170 are rarely recorded is because few people that intelligent in their right minds would let anyone else know.
~ from Facebook

I just saw a license plate: KAFKASQ - solidarity. Solidarity.

at 3:43 PM
I just saw a license plate: KAFKASQ - solidarity. Solidarity.
~ from Facebook

Try opening the windows and letting this lovely breeze through your house, along with the lovely cloud-filtered light... ahhhhh. #FloridaWinter I'm not trying to gloat, it's just so NICE out!

at 12:39 PM
Try opening the windows and letting this lovely breeze through your house, along with the lovely cloud-filtered light... ahhhhh. #FloridaWinter I'm not trying to gloat, it's just so NICE out!
~ from Facebook

So far, Frontier's version of FiOS is slower, comes with terrible app interfaces where I can't actually edit anything or make changes, costs a lot more, has customer support that can't actually help me make any changes, and costs that rise regularly every six months or so. All this and I never actually CHOSE to be their customer. Still ticked about that.

at 11:51 AM
So far, Frontier's version of FiOS is slower, comes with terrible app interfaces where I can't actually edit anything or make changes, costs a lot more, has customer support that can't actually help me make any changes, and costs that rise regularly every six months or so. All this and I never actually CHOSE to be their customer. Still ticked about that.
~ from Facebook

Tea time...

Dec 19, 2016 at 10:00 PM
Tea time...
~ from Facebook

My business got me a Christmas gift in the form of a corseted pour over coffee whatsit.

at 9:56 PM
My business got me a Christmas gift in the form of a corseted pour over coffee whatsit.
~ from Facebook

Nobody to blame makes it that much easier to work out whose job it is to fix the problems. #hardworkisgoodforyou

at 9:46 PM
Nobody to blame makes it that much easier to work out whose job it is to fix the problems. #hardworkisgoodforyou
~ from Facebook

Benjamin Franklin said impeachment was for a leader who "rendered himself obnoxious" - with all that the word meant in the 1700s. So, I say there's nothing to worry about. I'm pretty sure someone will retroactively impeach The Orange One. I think a case could be made that he's been obnoxious since at least the 1980s.

at 1:21 PM
Benjamin Franklin said impeachment was for a leader who "rendered himself obnoxious" - with all that the word meant in the 1700s. So, I say there's nothing to worry about. I'm pretty sure someone will retroactively impeach The Orange One. I think a case could be made that he's been obnoxious since at least the 1980s.
~ from Facebook

Zach bought me a ticket to go see Rogue One tonight, even though he's all the way up in freezing cold land. Very sweet of him.

Dec 18, 2016 at 7:20 PM
Zach bought me a ticket to go see Rogue One tonight, even though he's all the way up in freezing cold land. Very sweet of him.
~ from Facebook

Dishes, laundry, and cat litter. I already live in the Sisyphean nightmare that begins Dante's first level of hell. It's not actually so bad, as long as you have a good Pandora playlist to distract from the monotony...

at 4:52 PM
Dishes, laundry, and cat litter. I already live in the Sisyphean nightmare that begins Dante's first level of hell. It's not actually so bad, as long as you have a good Pandora playlist to distract from the monotony...
~ from Facebook

I have learned that my watch is indeed hummus-resistant.

Dec 17, 2016 at 8:04 PM
I have learned that my watch is indeed hummus-resistant.
~ from Facebook

Where's my time out emoji?

at 2:29 PM
Where's my time out emoji?
~ from Facebook

I get to see my literary peeps tonight. Phew.

at 2:19 PM
I get to see my literary peeps tonight. Phew.
~ from Facebook

This is BS but let's make it a real thing...

at 11:11 AM
This is BS but let's make it a real thing...
~ from Facebook

This is total BS but I say we make this a real thing...

at 11:09 AM
This is total BS but I say we make this a real thing...
~ from Facebook

Moon in morning in Florida with birds.

at 7:01 AM
Moon in morning in Florida with birds.
~ from Facebook

I'm not usually up this late but I've been making pancakes since an hour before dawn... #racedayvolunteer

at 6:56 AM
I'm not usually up this late but I've been making pancakes since an hour before dawn... #racedayvolunteer
~ from Facebook

Just a work in progress...

Dec 14, 2016 at 11:23 PM
Just a work in progress...
~ from Facebook

Make your life about reaching your goals, achieving the end-all of accomplishing a dream, and the criticism of assholes who didn't make their own dreams come true will matter a lot, lot less. Making progress toward a goal is the absolute BEST antidepressant and asshole-deterrent there could possibly be in this screwy world.

at 10:06 PM
Make your life about reaching your goals, achieving the end-all of accomplishing a dream, and the criticism of assholes who didn't make their own dreams come true will matter a lot, lot less. Making progress toward a goal is the absolute BEST antidepressant and asshole-deterrent there could possibly be in this screwy world.
~ from Facebook

As you count down toward your holiday, consider making choices that will teach generosity. Make extra cookies for the kids to pass out to friends. Give them two of something, one to keep and one to give away to a person outside your family. Charitable giving is taught young.

at 4:13 PM
As you count down toward your holiday, consider making choices that will teach generosity. Make extra cookies for the kids to pass out to friends. Give them two of something, one to keep and one to give away to a person outside your family. Charitable giving is taught young.
~ from Facebook

Claire wants you to tell her she's beautiful.

at 1:41 PM
Claire wants you to tell her she's beautiful.
~ from Facebook
Dec 13, 2016 at 8:57 PM

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Moving Day from Blogger

at 4:12 PM
Hi Guys.

So, I've moved my blog over to my Author website.

I've just used ifttt.com to connect up my Twitter, FB, and Blogger. FB won't get any busier, but the other services should finally start seeing more posts... #facebookaddict

Dec 12, 2016 at 2:45 PM
I've just used ifttt.com to connect up my Twitter, FB, and Blogger. FB won't get any busier, but the other services should finally start seeing more posts... #facebookaddict
~ from Facebook