Torture and Beauty

Dec 16, 2009 at 9:33 PM
I got my lips waxed today.

Why do I think lip waxing makes me more desirable?

The redness and swelling on the upper lip that I dealt with all day probably doesn't do it for most men.

On the plus side, nobody flirted with me today. They were probably more worried about catching whatever I obviously had going on on my lips.


  1. Nothing like a red swollen irritated lip to get me all hot and bothered ;-)

  2. Mr.Pete. Says:

    Ron's Mind is Warped.

    @ Desi: I just don't know what to say.

  3. Kat Says:

    lolololol @ both Ron and Pete.

    Lip waxing is a thing, okay? It just is. A thing that girls who don't want to have mustaches do. I've been doing mine for years and it doesn't get red and weird after the first few times. I know cuz I gots a mustache.