DOOMSDAY APPEAL

Jun 1, 2009 at 7:53 PM
My children just wrote an advertisement.

DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
IT AWAITS YE!
NOW IN FUN SIZE AND
BUBBLE GUM FLAVOR!!!!!


BUY IT
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NO PURCHASE NESSACARY. Not responsible for any personal injury or death. DOOOOOOOOOOOM may not be suitable for everyone. Please contact your physician first, as DOOOOOOOOOOOM may not be right for you. Side effects may include lack of sleep, nightmares, stress, hallucinations, excessive bleeding, random screaming, and headaches.
For external use only. Do not take DOOOOOOOOOOOM with alchohol. DOOOOOOOOOOOM can cause pregnancy defects in pregnant women. Do not take DOOOOOOOOOOOM if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Copyrigt 2009 Doomsday Enterprises.

4 comments

  1. desi Says:

    I seriously did NOTHING to this, and had no part in making it. I was on my other computer working/chatting. I am amazed they made it so accurately including all the fine print. I remember cautioning them a few years back to always read the fine print -- I guess they were listening. :))

  2. Ooooooohhhh!! I'll take two DOOMS please in the fun size!! LOL

  3. Kat Says:

    Hmm. Think I'll pass.

    You know it's been 40 years since we've spoken, right? I miss you.

  4. Shelley Says:

    I sent it on to Julie. So so so adorably funny!