Jan 5, 2009 at 8:53 PM
My tan is fading.

I really am far more vain than I am willing to admit, because I am HEARTBROKEN.

The best, deepest, most inadvertent and natural tan I've ever had. It was perfect.

I will never be the coloring my hair, getting my nails done, going to the tanning salon type.

But that was beautiful and wonderful and I am mourning it, as it slowly fades from existence, here in this place where I cannot possibly replenish it.

Boo hoo.


  1. C.S. Perry Says:

    You can still tan you know. It's the Sun's rays that do it, not the heat.
    Ask anyone who's ever been sunburned while skiing.
    But you probably knew that already and maybe it's just too cloudy where you are.
    Lord knows it is here.

    Rooked: Specializing in the Obvious for over One Year.

  2. I'm so sorry you are losing your tan perhaps you should take pictures and show us your tan before it is totally gone! ;-)

  3. desi Says:

    I did. It's last week. There's a pic of me with my kids.

  4. Cat Says:

    Dude, your pasty white skin is blinding me. BLINDING ME!