What I'm Thankful For

Nov 25, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Shelley took a good look at me. She points and says "Your boobs look bigger today."

I looked down and what do you know, they do. A lot.

Turns out that all the yoga and swimming (and bo staff, and walking, and rock climbing, horse back riding, etc etc) I'm doing is removing the fat roll from just below my boobs that was making them look smaller than they are.

Sweet.

Then I remember the next stage in this "getting into shape" thing after I lose the stomache, which is that the boobs start shrinking.

:(

Yes, I really do care. Call me shallow if you want, but I'd rather stay fat than lose the boobs.

Argh. Decisions decisions decisions.

Oh well, plastic surgery is cheap here. I'm sticking to the outdoorsy stuff.

2 comments

  1. I wish I could gain a little weight in my boobs.

  2. desi Says:

    P.S. You all have already heard a thousand times that I'm thankful for my kids. Endlessly, ridiculously thankful. I'm sure you get it. I thought I'd just have fun with today's post, instead.

    P.P.S. Tomorrow's post is about kids, people, reality, happiness and life. These are the things I'm truly thankful for. But I wanted to post it tomorrow and you'll just have to live with that.

    @SparklingRed - I am not gaining weight in my boobs. I'm losing my fat roll just beLOW the boobs. Which is creating a lovely optical illusion of bigger boobs.