Honest, I'm not Vain

Oct 25, 2008 at 1:53 AM
I broke a world record. That's right.

I grew another silver hair out a total of 5 inches in just two days.

The only other option is that it was already there two days ago when I found the other one, and I refuse to accept that possibility.

I don't know whether to pluck and go bald eventually or leave them alone and have silver hairs. Meanwhile I pull them out mostly because that's the only way to really look at them closely. It's as though I think they will somehow turn out to actually be a small piece of wool or a strand of seaweed, or perhaps a sign that I'm actually going to go platinum blonde. Anything but silver hair.

If I just stare long enough.

1 Responses to Honest, I'm not Vain

  1. Kat Says:

    I don't think they grow out quickly. I think the color in the hair drains back into your head. Do your eyes look more brown? Maybe the color went into them. Hmm. There might even be a more scientific explanation than that.