New Song I'm singing all the time (really)

Sep 9, 2008 at 8:23 PM

 To sing this properly, you must be atonal and wild sounding.

Think John and Yoko.

The word peas must always be sung in a squeak at the top of your range.

WASABE PEAS ARE THE BEST THING EVER
By Desi

I Want my Wasabe Peas!

Give me Wasabe Peas!

They make my nose feel hot.

So cigarettes I want not.

These!
Wasabe Peas!

How can I crave smokes

When my nose is on fire?

(yell)

I want my Wasabe Peas!

Now give me Wasabe Peas!

They look all green and simple,

But they pack a real mean punch.

Oh no, I'm OUT OF WASABE PEAS!

So if you can go find them,

You'll be my flipping hero!

(hoot)

Cause I want my Wasabe Peas!

I must have Wasabe Peas!

Wasabe PEEEAS!

5 comments

  1. Kat Says:

    This is the funniest thing I have read all week. LOL, girl. I'll pay you for a video of you singing this song.

  2. Kat Says:

    Where the hell is my comment?! If it doesn't show up here, does that mean you didn't get it? Or you got it and you just didn't post it?

  3. desi Says:

    Comments have to be apprived, but I'd put you on the short list if I could. Blogger doesn't let me shortlist you as permanently allowed to comment. Or I would... Definitely.

  4. desi Says:

    KAT SAID "I'll pay you for a video of you singing this song"

    How about you try first? I'll post it...

  5. Kat Says:

    I try first? Sending you money? and then you'll post it? If you're serious, I WILL!