Eat, Drink and Die Merry

Feb 3, 2007 at 4:12 PM
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Yanks

  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Yanks.

  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



The above was received in an email from a Doctor friend of mine... Does that make it official medical advice? Nah! (He also send naughty jokes which I'm sure are anatomically impossible, least of all plausible medical advice.)

0 comments