My cats are not easy to trick into eating their health food by mixing it with their junk food. But honestly, if I mixed kale into your donuts you'd notice, too.

Apr 27, 2017 at 6:35 PM
My cats are not easy to trick into eating their health food by mixing it with their junk food. But honestly, if I mixed kale into your donuts you'd notice, too.
~ from Facebook

I met someone named Lydia yesterday. Now I can't stop singing about tattoos. Such is the fate of anyone fond of musicals. If you don't know what I mean, because you're too young for the musicals of yore, perhaps my saying "GEORGE Washington" will make this affliction clear.

at 11:38 AM
I met someone named Lydia yesterday. Now I can't stop singing about tattoos. Such is the fate of anyone fond of musicals. If you don't know what I mean, because you're too young for the musicals of yore, perhaps my saying "GEORGE Washington" will make this affliction clear.
~ from Facebook

I'm really not all that into concerts. I can't make a list of ten. This doesn't mean I would have if I could.

at 9:45 AM
I'm really not all that into concerts. I can't make a list of ten. This doesn't mean I would have if I could.
~ from Facebook

First unicorns and now dragons. I would so not want to be a coffee snob/barista right now.

Apr 26, 2017 at 5:09 PM
First unicorns and now dragons. I would so not want to be a coffee snob/barista right now.
~ from Facebook

Get out there. Live your adventure. There's no time like right now. Be all that you want to... Unless of course you'll be fired if you just head off to Guam or what have you. You know, it's good advice. Well meant. But don't look at me if it gets you canned for leaving in the middle of a Wednesday.

at 4:09 PM
Get out there. Live your adventure. There's no time like right now. Be all that you want to... Unless of course you'll be fired if you just head off to Guam or what have you. You know, it's good advice. Well meant. But don't look at me if it gets you canned for leaving in the middle of a Wednesday.
~ from Facebook